Sunday, September 7, 2014

Let's Play Pretend

She only likes that song because it was on (500) Days of Summer and it makes her feel tragically and deliciously different than those other girls who prefer Ke$ha.

He only goes to the gym because all of his friends got buff over the summer and of course that left him no choice but to do the same.

They don't really like each other all that much, but every tells them they are perfect for each other so why the hell not?

Her Instagram feed may make it seem like her life is a fairytale but really she's just a pretty girl with an expensive camera and too much time on her hands.

He doesn't like coffee, as a matter of fact he loathes it, but that mysterious waif-like girl he met at the bookstore likes it black so he likes it black too.

She actually does care that all of her friends have boyfriends and not one member of the male species has ever shown an interest in her, but she merely shakes her head and mutters something about how high school boys are sooo immature and that she'll wait to date until she's in college.

They thought that Birkenstocks were ugly last week, but then when she showed up wearing them to school, they went a bought themselves a pair and called themselves trendsetters.

That record player in his room is from Urban Outfitters, and the only record he has is his little sister's Ellie Goulding album.

He plasters a smile on his face and acts like he's having the time of his life at the party, when really the music sucks, it smells like a locker room, and ignorant small talk is one of his least favorite things in the world.

She pretends. He pretends. They pretend. We all pretend.

But hey, that's what high school is about, isn't it?

Liars. Fakes. Posers.

And I'm right up there with the worst of them.

 I am He. She. They.

And it's all for the image.

It's for the image.

For the image.

The image.

Image.


screw it.



28 comments:

  1. same:( this is so good. you're my fav.

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  2. I might have to read this blog post to my sophomores this week. We're reading Speak (about high school, and cliques, and being fake, etc.).

    This is perfect.

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  3. Your writing is so raw and real. I adore it!

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  4. This ticked me off but in a good way.

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  5. But sadly, that's just the way the world works.

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  6. You my friend, have a way with words. Bravo

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  7. From my B1 class:

    (giggling) We don't have anything to say. (more giggling) We might have something to say. (more giggling) Nobody ever talks in this class. Okay, Howlett talks in this class. Hey, you even spelled it right.

    It was good.

    It was good.

    Great.

    Si bueno.

    It describes high school.

    It's written very poetically. I liked that one with the guy with the coffee and the bookstore chick. That one's my favorite.

    Waif-like.

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  8. From my B2 class:

    (silence)

    Quality stuff. It's the truth. Trendsetter. It's relatable (this word is underlined, but Blogger doesn't know what the crap it's talking about.

    It's like....it's the stuff people don't talk about, but they think. (Giggles.) It's Anne's birthday.

    You seem nice.

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  9. From my B3 class. Aka B7.

    Is Smells Like Teen Spirit your favorite Nirvana song?

    You're just too indie for me. I don't understand...

    (Random talking) (giggling) (especially from the back row)

    Jackson is fast.

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  10. From my B4 class:
    She is good.

    Deeper than the ocean.

    Pulls at the heart strings.

    What's your name?

    Wanna go out?

    She's beautiful.

    Say my name.

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  11. "and the only record he has is his little sisters Ellie Goulding album"

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  12. lets play pretend. if its as beautiful as this then yes please.

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  13. "He plasters a smile on his face and acts like he's having the time of his life.." So true!

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  14. fake sucks. you're being real-- lets start the trend.

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  15. If I could steal this whole post and put it on my blog I would. #wishicouldwritelikethis

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  16. "She pretends. He pretends. They pretend. We all pretend."
    What is love?
    I'll wait till college too...
    This was good.
    MY butt hurts ok bye...

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  17. Is it weird that this post gets better with your revealed pen name?

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